Dumb Things People Say to Each Other

• Walking up to someone sleeping and asking them, "are you asleep?"
• Calling someone and saying, "you're not asleep", like would they really be picking up the phone if they were?
• Asking someone in the morning, "are you awake?"
• Giving some wholesome advice like, "Why don't you just get a better job?"
• Asking someone, "how are you", especially when they are sick
• Asking someone, "are you ok", when they obviously don't look ok
• Telling someone who has lost everything, "it'll be ok."
• "I know exactly how you feel", when they have never experienced it before
• Telling someone, "you'll find someone better", after a breakup
• Someone getting told, "you look tired"
• Using phrases like, "you should just..."
• "I am here for you if you need anything", coming from someone who is never there for you
• "I'm not racist, but...", then followed by a racist statement
• When someone says, "you should just...relax"
• "It's all in your head", because nothing is ever in your head
• "I'm just being honest", like they are never honest
• "I'm not good with names", used especially when someone can't be bothered with your name
• "I'm sure you'll get over it"
• "I'm not a fan of..."
• "I'm just being realistic", does that mean they are usually unrealistic
• "You should just try to be happy"
• "I told you so"
• "Just be yourself", when are you ever not yourself?
• "I'm not sexist, but...", then followed by a sexist statement
• "Trust me...", like that is all the more reason not to trust you, pretty much the only time someone says that is when they doing something dubious, and why should you trust someone you don't even know just because they expect you to blindly trust them